do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
Here’s some Happy Birthday art
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No, you still need Jesus.
*sprays holy water on u*
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
Real talk though, chickens are cowardly little assholes. The roosters are mean and all but the hens just follow you around and chew on your shoe strings because they’re fucking stupid. “Chikcen” is another word for “coward” because even if nothing happens whatsoever, if one chicken freaks out, they all freak out. One second they’re there and the next, you got 12 dumb feathered fucks jumping two feet in the air and rolling around trying to get away from nothing.